January 2012
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Happy new year! Tits and pizza for all. 5 glasses of champagne down my bra and I’m feeling the party spirit
December 2011
173 posts
I can’t find a good sports bra in my size ANYWHERE that doesn’t cost stupid amounts of money, so I’m going to buy gaffer tape and just stick my boobs in my place.
Guess who just had Dominos
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kryptoniite asked: Your blog is actually everything I love in the world, thank you.
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I just realised I don’t think I’ve ever posted that photo before
IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
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So I normally fall asleep between 6:30 and 7:30am - bar staff body clock time.
Last night I managed to knock myself out by midnight
And now it’s 6:30am and I am WIDE AWAKE
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
WHAT DO PEOPLE DO AT 6:30AM OTHER THAN SLEEP